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Miss Millie owner of Sock Monkey Ranch
Miss Millie
Miss Millie owns Sock Monkey Ranch (inherited from her folks). She's a fiesty little she-monkey with a soft spot in her heart for helping monkey's find their true calling in life.
Dusty Layne Sock Monkey Ranch Foreman
Dusty Layne
Dusty is the ranch foreman and he's sweet on Miss Millie, only she don't know it cause he's really shy when it comes to women.
Lucky Rodeo Sock Monkey
Lucky
Lucky is a rodeo monkey. He sustained a serious injury in a very unfortunate spot while bull-riding. He's recouperating at Sock Monkey Ranch, but is walking a thin line with Dusty. You see, he's quite a flirt and lately his charm has been aimed at Miss Millie.
Betsy Sock Monkey Ranch Cook
Betsy
Betsy is the ranch cook. She's been at the ranch since Miss Millie was a baby and has become somewhat of a second mother. Betsy's been working on a cook book to share all her delicious recipes. We're all excited about that.
Skippy alias Skipierre
Skippy
Skippy is an ornery young monkey. His love of bananas smeared with peanut butter gets him in lots of hot water with Betsy. She don't take to monkeys sneaking food out of her kitchen!
Mike Ranch Grease Monkey
Mike
Mike is the ranch mechanic, but he just refers to himself as a grease monkey. He keeps all the ranch equipment in tip-top running order. He's a bit of a crank, so stay outta his way. Mike is married to Molly.
Sock Monkey Mollie
Molly
Molly is the housekeeper up in the 6-bedroom ranch house. It's a tough job cause Miss Millie takes in lots of monkeys, but for Molly, who's just a bit obsessive-compulsive about cleanliness, it's right up her alley. Her major aggravation is Mike, her grease monkey husband...there's nothing tidy about him!
Blue Boy Sock Monkey
Blue Boy
Blue Boy loves to work in the garden and is in charge of growing yummy vegetables for Betsy to use in her kitchen.

Blue Boy seems to have a made friends with the roosters and hens here at the ranch, so we have also named him the CEO (Chief Egg Organizer) of the Chicken Coop. It's a big job, but we're sure that Blue Boy will do an "egg"strodinary job!


Cletus Dean Baker (AKA Tumbleweed)
Cletus Dean Baker is Miss Millie's uncle on her Mama's side. He's a ramblin' man. That's how he got his nickname Tumbleweed. Cletus' never lets his hat hang on the same nail too long and there is certainly no danger of moss growin' under his feet.

Tumbleweed loves to tell stories round the campfire. Some say he tells tall tales, some say he spins yarns and some say he's just the biggest liar that ever saddled a horse, but it doesn't matter. Nobody really cares if the stories are true cause Cletus Dean Baker is a darn good story teller!

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